Comedy · Horror
A documentary-style look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of a group of vampires in Staten Island who have “lived” together for hundreds and hundreds of years.
Season 1
E01 Pilot 28m The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.
E02 City Council 22m The vampires get embroiled in local Staten Island politics as their first step to world domination.
E03 Werewolf Feud 23m The fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.
E04 Manhattan Night Club 21m The vampires venture into Manhattan, to make an alliance with an old friend who is now the king of the Manhattan vampires.
E05 Animal Control 21m Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.
E06 Baron's Night Out 20m The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out on the town.
E07 The Trial 24m The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.
E08 Citizenship 23m Nadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.
E09 The Orgy 21m Tensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.
E10 Ancestry 22m Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.
Season 2
E01 Resurrection 24m Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.
E02 Ghosts 23m The vampires hold a séance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.
E03 Brain Scramblies 25m The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.
E04 The Curse 23m While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
E05 Colin's Promotion 23m Colin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.
E06 On the Run 24m After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.
E07 The Return 23m The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.
E08 Collaboration 23m Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.
E09 Witches 20m When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture to Brooklyn to rescue them.
E10 Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires 22m As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.
Season 3
E01 The Prisoner 25m Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.
E02 The Cloak of Duplication 24m A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.
E03 Gail 25m An old flame returns, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.
E04 The Casino 26m The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.
E05 The Chamber of Judgement 23m Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.
E06 The Escape 24m An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.
E07 The Siren 25m Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.
E08 The Wellness Center 26m Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.
E09 A Farewell 27m Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.
E10 The Portrait 28m The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.
Season 4
E01 Reunited 24m The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.
E02 The Lamp 27m Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.
E03 The Grand Opening 25m The opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.
E04 The Night Market 28m The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.
E05 Private School 25m The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.
E06 The Wedding 24m Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.
E07 Pine Barrens 27m Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.
E08 Go Flip Yourself 28m The mansion gets a makeover.
E09 Freddie 26m Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.
E10 Sunrise, Sunset 28m Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.
Season 5
E01 The Mall 25m The vampires discover the mall.
E02 A Night Out With the Guys 27m Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends. Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.
E03 Pride Parade 27m The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.
E04 The Campaign 26m Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.
E05 Local News 26m Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.
E06 Urgent Care 26m When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.
E07 Hybrid Creatures 24m Nadja gives back to her community. Laszlo's experiments have some unexpected results.
E08 The Roast 29m A roast held in Laszlo’s honor reveals dark secrets.
E09 A Weekend at Morrigan Manor 27m The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.
E10 Exit Interview 28m The vampires search for a missing Guillermo.
Season 6
E01 The Return of Jerry 25m The vampires' long-lost fifth roommate returns.
E02 Headhunting 26m Guillermo gets a new job, and Colin helps Laszlo make a new friend.
E03 Sleep Hypnosis 27m A dispute over who gets to use the newly available empty room under the stairs gets out of control.
E04 The Railroad 27m Laszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.
E05 Nandor’s Army 28m The vampires are sent on a mission to New Hampshire to retrieve Nandor, who has lost his mind.
E06 Laszlo’s Father 28m Laszlo's father's ghost returns to make amends, while Nadja and Nandor deal with the shapeshifters who have moved in next door.
E07 March Madness 25m Laszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who had possessed their neighbor Sean.
E08 P.I. Undercover: New York 25m Colin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.
E09 Come Out and Play 27m The vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.
E10 The Promotion 24m The vampires go to an office party to celebrate Guillermo's promotion.
E11 The Finale 33m A surprising twist leads to a change of plans.
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